BOO YAAAAAH, HUMT-DITTTY, WWWWHHHAAAAAAHHHH. That’s the redneck dance for skarin’ off the rain...or rather is it for no sunshine??...cause last week I did my jig and it sher wuz purty on Sundee and we still had NO PIGSKIN! Here’z hopin’ that this week we’z can take the Gridiron by storm...

A-DIVISION
Dawgs 14 over DCBBB 10 - Hounddoggies got a lot of greyhounds in the pits and will running the Bulldawgs on out the pound

Warriors AC 18 over Unknowns 6 - Warriors make their NVFFA re-debut. It’s Unknown who will show up for the UNKNOWNS but better bet it ain’t gonna be no pow-wow when they meet them Injuns.

Ruff Ryders 13 over COX 12 - The Cable Guys had a big win in week one…the Ryders got ruffed up by the Pimps-n-Ho’s…These Ryders will be angry and looking to ruff up the Cable Guys this week for screwing up their subscriptions to Skin-a-max.

Outkast 69 over Beltway Bruins 0 - Kast gonna take them Grammys and shake it right on ! down the Beltway.

B$ 16 over WAC Rebels 14 - B$ seems to have found The Boys and they are back with some depth and will send the Reb’s runnin’ as they misdirect here and there and right on down into the endzones

Ballers 14 over Hardball Hawks 6 - The Hawks are gonna wish they were playin’ Softball after the Big Ballers finish up with them

WAC Rebels 12 over Outkast 10 - In second game for each, the Runnin’ Rebs will have the Kast singin’ Hey Ya…SLOW DOWN as the Rebs run on right past em for a W

B-DIVISION
Eclipse 14 over DaVillians 0 - It’s gonna be a dark day as this Eclipse shades them Villains from finding the endzone

Punishers 18 over Young Guns 6 - Younguns ain’t got the firepower to end their PUNISHMENT!

KDI 14 over Arsenal 6 - Drunk once again, but good enough to avoid the big guns of the Arsenal

Hawks 13 over Blaze 12 - Hawks fly high over the fires below

Diamondbacks 14 over Jaguars 12 - Rattlers got the bite to tak! e down these cats...ah, hell no they don't... PoundPuppy and the Garden Snakes gets scratched up by these fiesty felines and end up losing 99-0!!!

VA Hustlers 18 over MD Bison 6 - Hustlers hustle on thru MD and run down the Bison

C-DIVISION
Cyclones 16 over Hurricanes 6 - The Hurricanes have died down after Ivan and the gang tore up the nation…now it’s time for the Clones to do their damage.

Aerial Attack 19 over Golden Eagles 8 - BBBAAAABOOM! AA light it up and blow the feather right off these birds

Predators 14 over Knighthawks 13 - These aliens are hungry and the chickenhawks are their food source this week.

Wolverines 14 over Natives 7 - The Natives are restless, but the X-Men are indestructible this week

Generals 16 over Sharks 14 - UPSET of the week…General Patton has his boys ready to take to the seas and hunt down the Mighty JabberJawz